|
Kids are Funny!
Every fifth Sunday, our church has service at a
nearby nursing home. The song we sing the most is "Blessed
Assurance". My son loves to sing and with all his might (when
at home of course). He began yelling, "Dis is my stowry, dis
is my sowng, praising my savyuh awww da way home." I laughed
so
As you know, our two year old granddaughter,
Raelyn, is spending the month of June with us. We went to
church yesterday and I was talking to her about Jesus being in
our hearts. She quickly pulled up her little blouse and
examined the front of her little body. Her look was very
contemplative. She said, "Grammy, I don't think Jesus is in
my heart. There's more room for Him in my tummy!!!" Her
little tummy IS more spacious than her chest. Oh, my
goodness, I was trying soooo hard not to fall on the floor,
laughing!!!
My niece at the age of three was excited about going to the park. we had told her to hurry and get her shoes. when she came back she had them on the wrong feet and we told her so. she replied "their the only feet I have!!"
When I was 5 years old I always was sleeping in church. One day as my Preacher r was preaching I fell asleep in the front row sits and somehow l slid down my chair and when I fall down I hit my head and the preacher screamed, "Halleluiah!! surly the presence of God is here even the sleep one have woken!!" I got up and acted like nothing happen but I guess that was to late. At the end of the service everyone asked, " So did you enjoy the service." I'm 18 and I still laugh about it just by thinking about it.
One day I was getting ready
for church and I was putting on my make-up. So my
My sister tried to
explain Easter to her 4 year old son by telling him that some mean
people didn't like Jesus so they hung him on a cross and when he died
they put him in a cave and put a big rock in front of it . Then she
told him that a few days later those mean people went to the cave to
check on him, but when they got there someone had moved the rock and
Jesus was gone. My nephew was amazed by the story. Later on that day he
was looking at a cartoon called "Sponge bob" and on the cartoon Sponge
bob was captured and placed in a cave. So, he yelled to my sister,
"Mom some mean people just caught Sponge bob and put him in a cave. Is
he in the cave with Jesus?" My sister and I just laughed.
my 6 year old son is in the
children's choir at church, he sings the soprano part, the choir leader
keeps score of the soprano team and the alto team based on behavior,
being on time, cooperating, and doing well learning the
As we passed furniture store on the way
home from church one Sunday my nine year old granddaughter wanted me
to stop and inform them that someone had multiplied wrong, I looked at
their sign advertising area rugs. At the top of the list was 3 x 5
21.99.
My little sister wanted to phone one of
her friends, I phoned her up but it was the answering machine. So I
gave the phone to Chloe (my little sister) but didn't tell her it was
the answering machine, "Chiara," she said. "Chiara I know your there
stop being funny" She went on, then I told her, she burst out in tears
still on the phone!
At midnight mass for Christmas, we took my two year old granddaughter to the celebration, when the services were starting and everyone was quite my granddaughter yelled at the top of her lungs "happy birthday jesus, " is there cake?
When my son, Thomas, was three years old we were in the car on the way to run some errands. I had a cup of iced tea in the cup holder of my door. We'd been riding in the car a few miles when Thomas spied my cup and said, "Ooooh Mamaaa, you not suppose to dwink and dwive!" ~~~Allison Hanson ~~~
My two year old daughter and my five
year old daughter
My 10 yr old niece said one day when I said hey amber , "I have this bald spot on my head " and your mom gave me this stuff to help it grow from the chemical damage by the barber shop 2 yrs ago and she said, " What do you think you have a little factory working on you head ."
When my 2 year old son Corbin got his
hair cut, I thought he looked so cute. As he got into the van,
and I said to him, "Boy that's a sharp haircut!" Later that day,
when his older sister came home from school, he ran up to her and
said, "My haircut is sharp, Don't touch it."
Faith
My grandson who is three ask his grandfather who was working on the computer what he was doing and his grandfather reply was "nothing" and my grandchild said "pape, what nothing?"
In church one Sunday we were singing "I Exalt Thee". When we got back into the car my four year old started singing the words, but her version was "I am salty". I guess it's all in the interpretation.
My
four year old daughter and I were chatting one day. She proceeded to
tell me "Mommy, I am going to change my name to Cherish Hello Kitty."
When I asked her, "Don't you like your name?" she replied, "Yes, but
you are always calling me by the wrong name, so I am going to change
it so maybe you'll get it right!"
My church lately decided to move on to
a new land. We all went there to worship together. As we went back
to are van my brother Kevin had a leaf that was ripped. He came to
my sister Bryanna and told her that it was broken. She said, "Oh
I'm sorry." and he said " Can we glue it back together." My sister
said "No we can't" Then my Brother said "Why is it Illegal or
something.
-Aaron age 12
One Sunday I went to visit my sister and her family. While in Church the congregation sang, "SURELY THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD IS IN THIS PLACE". My little niece Nicole (at the time about 5 years old) tugged at my sleeve and whispered in my ear, "Auntie, who is Shirley the Present?" Thank you Florian Family for sending this!
I was expecting my second child, and my five-year-old son, Marcus, was full of questions, "What does the baby do in your belly?" he asked, "Well," I explained, "The baby eats, sleeps and waits to be born," He looked at me, then hurried off, Returning, he handed me one of his little toys and said, "Here, Mom, Swallow this so the baby won't be bored."
My four-year-old nephew, Jimmy, was frightened by a fake alligator at the amusement park. "It's not a real alligator," I soothed. "Just a plastic one." Later that day, Jimmy was startled by a clap of thunder, "is that a real thunderstorm," he asked, "or just a plastic one?"
I was visiting my daughter, Mary, and her four-year-old daughter, Jeannie. After a while, Jeannie, who'd been watching TV while Mary, and I chatted, came into the room and climbed into her mother's lap. "Mommy," she declared. "I like you better than any other leading brand!"
When my four-year-old nephew, came home from a trip to the shoe store with his dad, his mom asked, "What size shoes did you get?" Surprised by her question, he replied, "The same size as my feet!
When my six-year old nephew, Justin, was at my house, we watched a cartoon together that mentioned "Easy Street" "What's Easy Street?" Justin asked. "When you live on Easy Street," I explained, "you don't have to worry about having enough money for anything." "WOW" he said, eyes bright. Then he asked, "Is it around here?"
|
One day, my little sister who was
about 3 at the time was heard to say..." Thank you God for making
paper clips and rubber bands..."Sent by: Jessica
Moloney
and myself were driving in the car listening to music. my five year
old asked me to turn up the radio and my two year old turned to her
and said the radio is not singing the car is singing.