Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?
Because he was feeling crummy.
~Patty Hunt
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Why aren't elephants allowed on the
beach? Because their trunks might fall down!!!
By Thomas Morris Age 7
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Why didn't
the animals on Noah's Ark ever play cards? Because Noah was always
sitting on the deck!
-Amy age 11 |
You know the Alphabet A-Z, Put what is
Z-A? Zebra
~Renee |
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WHY DIDN'T
THE DOG LIKE THE SUN ??? HE WAS AFRAID TO TURN INTO A HOT DOG |
Why did the frog go to the Hospital? To
keep from crocking :)
~Jami Age: 11 |
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't around then.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
Where do fish keep their money? In a
river bank.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
What is as big as an elephant but weighs
nothing? An elephant's shadow.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
Why did the tomato blush? Because he
saw the salad dressing!!!
Tricia Age:10 |
What's the difference between an
elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have
elephants!!!
Tricia Age:10 |
"Why were the Middle Ages called the 'Dark Ages'?" "Because of all the
knights
Vanessa-Michèle age 11 Montreal |
Why didn't The skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't
have the guts!
Cierra Pettis Indianapolis, Indiana age 9
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Why did the Turtle
cross the road. To get to the Shell Station
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How did Wally break his arm while raking
leaves? He fell out of the tree !
Brett 10 from Victoria, Australia
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Why couldn't Kane
please God B/c heh simply wasn't able!!!!! hehehe hahaha lol
Amanda, 15 |
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold
its nose.
Christan 7 North Carolina
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Why did the skeleton cross the road ? To get to the body shop
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Why do crows
never get run over ? because the other crows holler ca.r ca.r
Ashley Gaddis 15 |
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What did the tie say to the hat? You sit up there, and I'll hang around!
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How come the
skeleton would not cross the road? because it did not have the guts!
Shayla Patterson 13 |
What has arms
and legs but no head? A Chair
Kalrissa Everest Michigan |
What did the
big chimney say to the little chimney? You are too young to smoke. :)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina |
Why didn't six like seven? Because seven eight nine. (Seven ate nine)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina |
Why couldn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Merry Ellen, 11 |
What happens if you don't clean your mirror?
You get a dirty look.
Jessica, Age 11, Texas |
What do you get when you have a elephant and a fish??
swimming trunks
Nikki 11 |
What do you get with a
cow and a van? A mooving van!
John age 10 |
What is a cat's favorite bug? A cat-erpillar.
Jeanie, 10 Oregon |
What part of speech loves
doing mathematics? The
ad-verb.
Rachel, 12 Ohio |
Why did the sheep take a
bath? Because he needed a b-a-a-a-ath.
Anna, 8 British Columbia, Canada |
What do you get when you cross
a car, a dog, and a bird? A flying car-pet.
Candice, 10 British Columbia, Canada |
What goes snap, crackle,
fizz? A firefly with a short circuit.
Catherine, 11 Ontario |