Silly Signs

In a veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we help pick your nose?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."

On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

At an optometrist's office
"If you don't see what your looking for
you've come to the right place."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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