To Be 8 Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be
eight again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off
they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in
the park:
the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,
the Wall of Fear
-everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park,
her head reeling
and her stomach upside down. Right to a
McDonald's they went, where her
husband ordered her a
Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and
hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear,
what was it like being
eight again?"
One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said,
"You idiot, I meant my
dress size."
