A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he would need
his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up".
Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.
