One-Ups-Man-Ship

"One-Ups-Man-Ship"
or
"Men and Their Toys"

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle,
pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce with
Nevada plates at a stop sign. Their windows are open
and he yells at the guy in the Rolls,
"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green
and the guy in the Volkswagen says,
"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here, see?"
the Texan replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped,
so he immediately goes to a customizing shop
and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done.
He picks up his car and drives all over town looking
for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates.
Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road,
so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up
and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out
of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window
of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen
finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.

The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan. "What's up?"

"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

The Texan exclaims,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"