Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman.
Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells
him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the
bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't
worry about my bulldog, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do
NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment
the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest dog he
has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the
carpet watching the repairman go about his business. The Parrot,
however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling,
cursing, and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird !"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
KEEP SMILING!!!!
JESUS LOVES YOU!!!!
