"Out of the Mouths of Babes"

After a hardy Oklahoma rain storm filled all the potholes in the back
alley, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the water
puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year
old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of the head and shoved his face
into the water hole.

As the younger boy recovered and stood up laughing and dripping,
the mother ran to the back yard in a panic.

"Why on Earth did you do that to your little brother?"
she inquired as she shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church', Mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him
like the preacher did in church last Sunday. I said, I now baptize you
in the name of the Father, the Son, and in-the-hole-he-goes!"
 

Just added 7/28/03
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