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BUNNY ROCK

Alrighty then, here we go! On your feet,
no slackers please...shake that booty and
move those legs! (at least tap your toe)

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly, let us flee, let us fly
said the flea....
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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In a group of rabbits how do you tell which is the oldest?
Look for the gray hairs.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call a rabbit who swims with sharks?
Dinner; rabbit stew; a dumb bunny; a hare brain.

The Nuggets Trio

When I'm feeling down,
 I like to eat a bucket of fried chicken 
in front of a Jenny Craig Outlet.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Chuck.

Chuck who?

Chuck-olate bunny!

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Rabbits Rockin'

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How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!

How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
It's been nice gnawing you!

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Quacker.

Quacker who?

Quacker nother bad joke and I'm leaving.

How did the Easter bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

HAPPY EASTER!

Hope you have a
eggs-cellent Easter Day!

Added 4/13/2003
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